Yeah, I said it.
I pee my pants.
I leak pee pretty much doing all the things.
You know the things that moms do, or really people in general.
(Yeah I hear you snickering bitch, guess what, I bet you pee a little too!)
While leakage is relatively normal, well not normal but the norm, I'm gonna bring you on my journey of how to get that shit fixed!
Today I met with a GYN who specializes in urology. Great office but I had to pee so bad, I almost pissed all over it.
Standard urine sample, no prob
Blood pressure, cool
Undress from the waist down, eh that's what he said
Oh I forgot, I've got to straight cath you to make sure your bladder is empty, wtf! This is getting serious.
That's all before I even met the doc!
Also, they make this lidocaine lube, my vag is still numb,
So doc comes in, shakes my hand and gets down to business. And by down I mean she raises the table to her face height and feels me up for a long ass time, then tells me I have
So that's 2 fucked up things,
Stress and urge.
Also that my muscles are "too tight" wtf? Awesome right? Not so fucking much I guess cause it makes me piss myself.
Also that my bladder is starting to prolapse.
Fucking awesome right? I've got a tight vag and an external bladder? Don't you wish you were that cool?
So get this, course of action?
PHYSICAL THERAPY, for my VAGINA!
This should be interesting.
I blame this on mayhem, she was born with shoulders like a linebacker, Also there is such a thing as too many kegals.