Thursday, September 8, 2011

Kids do the damndest things....

WARNING!!!!!
GROSS, BUT HILARIOUS

Mason is notorious for weird behavior...
Yesterday was no exception...

Mason is a every other day kinda pooper
after she was done using the toilet yesterday afternoon she says
"MOM!!! My butt really hurts, that was like a daddy poop"
Mason describes her poop like family..
Daddy poops are her percepion of huge and painful
mommy poops are easy
and baby poops are like rabbit pellets..

so then she says/yells
"MOM!!! i really need an ice pack for my butt"
I say no, your fine...
a few min later all is good and i walk out to get laundry
I come back in to this.
Mason in the freezer

"MASON CLAIRE!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!"

"mom, i TOLD YOU i needed an ice pack"

running with said icepack

"DO NOT TAKE IT AWAY!!!"
SO....

She runs through the house
to the front room
and on to the couch...
this is how i found her


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