Friday, August 5, 2011

Nice try, but I'm not biting....

Morning sex is good, half asleep morning sex even better....
It will not, however, undo the damage and get you outta the damn dog house.
Do the fucking dishes, clean the damn house and make my ass dinner... that's a good fucking start. 
Or how about,
Stop being such a fussy bitch and we won't even have a problem.
Learn your place and stay there.
Note to all you fussy Bitches out there,
Soon you will learn,
you are not the head bitch,
Have a spectacularly bitchin day:)